I hear that football QB Michael Vick – every dog’s worst nightmare – will be leaving Levenworth soon and heading for his estate. http://www.boston.com/sports/football/articles/2009/02/27/report_vick_heading_home/
It seems the halfway house, where he was supposed to go after serving a term in the big house, is full up. No room at the inn. So he gets a free pass, straight to home plate (sorry about the mixed metaphor – guess I’m just a mixed mutt).
So Vick, a mass murderer of dogs, gets to go home, to serve the rest of his time in luxury.
Now when I was in the pen (vagrancy charges), they wouldn’t let me out until I got “fixed.” Never mind that nothing was broken. . . That was the choice: under the knife or life behind bars.
I propose equal treatment for Vick. If he wants out – give him a hatchet job!
What say, pups? Are you with me on this?
As we all know, Vick would come back with lots less aggression. And dogs will sleep easier at night!
It seems the halfway house, where he was supposed to go after serving a term in the big house, is full up. No room at the inn. So he gets a free pass, straight to home plate (sorry about the mixed metaphor – guess I’m just a mixed mutt).
So Vick, a mass murderer of dogs, gets to go home, to serve the rest of his time in luxury.
Now when I was in the pen (vagrancy charges), they wouldn’t let me out until I got “fixed.” Never mind that nothing was broken. . . That was the choice: under the knife or life behind bars.
I propose equal treatment for Vick. If he wants out – give him a hatchet job!
What say, pups? Are you with me on this?
As we all know, Vick would come back with lots less aggression. And dogs will sleep easier at night!
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